Meeting BoyWe asked you this a month ago, so we’re really not impressed that you think it’s a “good question” now. We want an answer.
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Sorry, there’s no “blingier” version of the company issued laptop. Hope that thin silver one won’t bring you too much shame at the next rave.
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I keep hoping they’ll put the two perfectionists on the same project and they correct each other to infinity and stay out of everyone else’s way.
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IT set everyone’s browser to open the intranet. Why? So the manager in charge of it can brag about how much traffic it gets. True story.
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I’m still dreaming of the day that the FBI swarms the office to arrest the boss telling a really big lie.
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If you’ve never been on a video conference call, it’s like a regular conference call except with more ways to be annoyed.
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Sorry, those office supplies cost $93, so we only order them for higher ups, like at the Queen of England or President for Life level.
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The boss is so allergic to admitting error that soon he will claim that he didn’t mistype thanks and that “htanks” is a greeting in Norway.
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