Meeting BoyMeet my coworker, The Boy Who Cried ASAP.
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Walk off with my pen again and you can keep it— it won’t be much use to me after I stab you in the neck with it anyway.
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A group of lions is called a “pride”, a group of crows is called a “murder”, and a group of PowerPoint slides is called a “lie”.
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If you replaced all the buzzwords the boss uses with “abracadabra”, you’d see how most of what he promises is just smoke and mirrors.
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Email server is down, but instant messenger still works, so we can continue lying to each other without interruption.
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In honor of Columbus I got lost on the way to the office and ended up in Philly, but rather than admit I was wrong, I declared it for Spain.
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We don’t need 3 meetings to plan for a meeting. It’s a 1 hour client meeting, not a wedding.
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Spent 5 hours in pointless meetings today. Turns out all those boring college classes did prepare me for life.
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