Say something stupid in a meeting and I’ll tweet it. Or Tumblr it.Meeting BoyTumblr (3.0; @meetingboy)http://meetingboy.com/"It’d be nice if, just once, a VP got fired for a dumb project that failed. Sure, hanging would..."“It’d be nice if, just once, a VP got fired for a dumb project that failed. Sure, hanging would be better, but firing would do.”http://meetingboy.com/post/871949212http://meetingboy.com/post/871949212Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:00:00 -0400“I didn’t read the executive summary you sent. Can you just put the idea in a few quick...<p>“I didn’t read the executive summary you sent. Can you just put the idea in a few quick sentences and send it to me? Thanks.”</p>http://meetingboy.com/post/870909453http://meetingboy.com/post/870909453Wed, 28 Jul 2010 10:35:02 -0400I don’t blame him for being a vapid, ambitious, jargon-spewing whore. This was obvious in the...<p>I don’t blame him for being a vapid, ambitious, jargon-spewing whore. This was obvious in the interview. I blame the person who hired him.</p>http://meetingboy.com/post/868836202http://meetingboy.com/post/868836202Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:00:49 -0400“Take a deep breath and remember that he’s an idiot with no real power.”<p>“Take a deep breath and remember that he’s an idiot with no real power.”</p>http://meetingboy.com/post/867384771http://meetingboy.com/post/867384771Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:29:22 -0400"Someday we’ll all look back on this and remember how the day was saved by a color status..."“Someday we’ll all look back on this and remember how the day was saved by a color status report.”http://meetingboy.com/post/867283998http://meetingboy.com/post/867283998Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:00:00 -0400Does that Kings of Leon pigeon make housecalls? I can’t think of a more fitting way to end a...<p>Does that Kings of Leon pigeon make housecalls? I can’t think of a more fitting way to end a meeting than shit going INTO someone’s mouth.</p>http://meetingboy.com/post/864011324http://meetingboy.com/post/864011324Mon, 26 Jul 2010 22:32:16 -0400Your degree was in communications; is it too much to ask that you not send proposals to the client...<p>Your degree was in communications; is it too much to ask that you not send proposals to the client with misspellings and grammatical errors?</p>http://meetingboy.com/post/864011346http://meetingboy.com/post/864011346Mon, 26 Jul 2010 22:32:16 -0400I hope after I retire I don’t come back to work only to end up 23rd in whatever it is I do for...<p>I hope after I retire I don’t come back to work only to end up 23rd in whatever it is I do for a living.</p>http://meetingboy.com/post/864011392http://meetingboy.com/post/864011392Mon, 26 Jul 2010 22:32:16 -0400"Don’t worry, you don’t need to check in. We’re declaring you the Mayor of Wasila...."“Don’t worry, you don’t need to check in. We’re declaring you the Mayor of Wasila. Now is this brainstorm over? #foursquare”http://meetingboy.com/post/865951497http://meetingboy.com/post/865951497Mon, 26 Jul 2010 19:00:00 -0400"I hope after I retire I don’t come back to work only to end up 23rd in whatever it is I do for..."“I hope after I retire I don’t come back to work only to end up 23rd in whatever it is I do for a living.”http://meetingboy.com/post/863015993http://meetingboy.com/post/863015993Mon, 26 Jul 2010 18:00:00 -0400"Does that Kings of Leon pigeon make housecalls? I can’t think of a more fitting way to end a..."“Does that Kings of Leon pigeon make housecalls? I can’t think of a more fitting way to end a meeting than shit going INTO someone’s mouth.”http://meetingboy.com/post/862789218http://meetingboy.com/post/862789218Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:00:00 -0400Dear Account Management, Nothing useful ever happens in the second hour of a meeting. Sincerely,...<p><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Dear Account Management, </span></span></span></p> <p><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Nothing useful ever happens in the second hour of a meeting. </span></span></span></p> <p><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">Sincerely, @<a href="http://twitter.com/MeetingBoy">MeetingBoy</a></span></span></span></p>http://meetingboy.com/post/862689308http://meetingboy.com/post/862689308Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:34:00 -0400My boss is very susceptible to food poisoning. Apparently this occurs when he stays out late...<p>My boss is very susceptible to food poisoning. Apparently this occurs when he stays out late drinking.</p>http://meetingboy.com/post/832836778http://meetingboy.com/post/832836778Mon, 19 Jul 2010 14:15:05 -0400The big boss came by and said everyone could leave early and have a great weekend. At 4:45. What a...<p>The big boss came by and said everyone could leave early and have a great weekend. At 4:45. What a guy!</p>http://meetingboy.com/post/821301757http://meetingboy.com/post/821301757Fri, 16 Jul 2010 19:50:33 -0400Another Fake Friday* in the office. *you pretend to work by emailing people who are on vacation...<p>Another Fake Friday* in the office. *you pretend to work by emailing people who are on vacation until the boss’s tee time.</p>http://meetingboy.com/post/820219743http://meetingboy.com/post/820219743Fri, 16 Jul 2010 14:12:22 -0400It takes a big man to admit when he was wrong. Apparently big men aren’t management material...<p>It takes a big man to admit when he was wrong. Apparently big men aren’t management material around here.</p>http://meetingboy.com/post/816325067http://meetingboy.com/post/816325067Thu, 15 Jul 2010 15:50:40 -04006 conference rooms, but you hold your department pep rally and awards out in the middle of the...<p>6 conference rooms, but you hold your department pep rally and awards out in the middle of the floor. You win the Consideration Award.</p>http://meetingboy.com/post/816325122http://meetingboy.com/post/816325122Thu, 15 Jul 2010 15:50:40 -0400Free sandwiches* in the breakroom, left over from lunch meeting. *Only some of the sandwiches...<p>Free sandwiches* in the breakroom, left over from lunch meeting. *Only some of the sandwiches contain mayonnaise!</p>http://meetingboy.com/post/813425340http://meetingboy.com/post/813425340Wed, 14 Jul 2010 22:54:57 -0400I’m having trouble solving this mystery at work, and I don’t want to be the fall guy....<p>I’m having trouble solving this mystery at work, and I don’t want to be the fall guy. Does anyone know the number for Charlie’s Angels?</p>http://meetingboy.com/post/812158024http://meetingboy.com/post/812158024Wed, 14 Jul 2010 16:33:15 -0400Need a job? The way things are done at our company, we’re hiring more scapegoats every day....<p>Need a job? The way things are done at our company, we’re hiring more scapegoats every day. Apply now. Operators standing by.</p>http://meetingboy.com/post/810986201http://meetingboy.com/post/810986201Wed, 14 Jul 2010 10:20:20 -0400