Whether a vendor holiday gift to clients, a corporate gift or a conference takeaway, there’s a lot of crap with corporate logos out there. And I’m sick of it. I have drawers full of crap, and it keeps coming. And so today I’m going to do something about it! That’s right — I’m going to complain.

The Plan Your Meetings staff tells me someone stood up at a planning meeting once and said, “I don’t need another stress ball!” Remember those? How many of those did you get? Where are they now? That’s right — in the trash.

And how many other things can you say this for? Try it out:

• I don’t need another calculator!
• I don’t need another T-shirt!
• I don’t need another coffee mug!
• I don’t need another water bottle!
• I don’t need another tote bag!
• I don’t need another clock!
• I don’t need another mousepad!

HINT: It helps if you use expletives too!

…Read the rest of the post I did for PlanYourMeetings.com about bad corporate swag. And tell us about the best or worst corporate junk you’ve ever received, and you could win a 2011 MeetingBoy Calendar.