measurements: 40-40-40
turn-ons: puppies, men that aren’t afraid to cry, long walks on the beach sick days, brevity
turn-offs: buzzwords, email, misuse of your/you’re
favorite activities: telling people no, correcting people’s grammar
guilty pleasures: napping in the conference room
ambitions: to quit my job in a way that people will talk about for generations to come
best concert: the one my boss doesn’t text me at
favorite books: I don’t read books, but I do have a favorite wall calendar— the 2011 @MeetingBoy Wall Calendar*, available online for $15 at http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280588596013
favorite movies: Office Space, Idiocracy
favorite TV show: Better Off Ted, Gossip Girl, Parks & Recreation, The Office
sports played: I’m not very athletic, but at our company we do play a game called pass-the-buck which my boss is really good at
pets: I have a 180 lb. pet rock named Steve that sits in the cube next to mine and doesn’t do any work
foods I crave: donuts, coffee, someone else’s food from the fridge
people I admire: that JetBlue flight attendant, people at the DMV and Post Office who can be surly and keep their jobs
jobs before modelling: butcher, baker, candlestick maker
favorite song to sing: My Way, because it’s the opposite of how I have to live my life at work
sexiest city in the world: Papua, New Guinea, because I assume there are no offices or meetings there
in the morning: Nothing good ever happens in the morning. Sleeping til noon— that’s the way to go.
good first date idea: go out on Saturday so that we’re both done bitching about work

*not a swimsuit calendar. My bikini doesn’t fit any more.