iamnotdiddy did 5 Questions With @MeetingBoy a while back. There were a few questions that got left out:
What is your favorite word?I reject the premise of this question. Every word— no matter how cool— when put in the hands of repeating simpletons becomes jargon, and jargon is my sworn enemy, along with Al Qaeda and Cher. No word is robust enough to withstand its robust use in a robust workplace.

You have a list of sworn enemies? Who else is on it?
MeetingBoy’s sworn enemies:

1. Al Qaeda
2. Cher
3. jargon
4. 5:00 meetings
5. printers that won’t collate

Do you ever fart in a meeting as a passive aggressive means to end the meeting?If only that worked! Wouldn’t it be great if that cleared the room? “I will say that this one time” I was summoned for a meeting in someone’s office. When I got there, he walked out saying he would be right back, shutting the door on his way out. I was confused. I was sure he left me with a fart. I secretly filed this away for the day when I have an office.