PRESS RELEASE:

(NYC) It is my pleasure to announce that for the 8th consecutive month [MB’s boss] is the winner of the Flawless Execution of Robust Media Strategy award. His proactiveness, jargon, platitudes, and out-of-the-box thinking have taken the department to a new level of synergy. Previous winners include [MB’s boss], [MB’s boss], and [MB’s boss]. As in previous months, [MB’s boss]’s achievement will be celebrated with a round of drinks at the bar on the first floor, paid for with the company expense account. He will be ordering “the usual”.