Meeting Boy
“I’m aligned with that.”

A new hated catchphrase. I’ve heard this one too lately. Only 7 months ago this one didn’t even make the list of most hated buzzwords. Like a strain of bacteria that can resist anti-biotics, the vapid, jargon-spewing go-getters continue to find new ways to sound impressive without actually being smarter or doing more work.

redcloud:

beefranck:

groverviolet:

Turning the two word sentence, “I agree” into five mealy mouthed weasel words in the way only inefficient big corporations can.

(This phrase can also be used by corporate weasels in lieu of the admission “You’re right.”)

 I hear this several times a week. It is slowly chipping away at my soul.

When someone says this to you, roar at them as loud as you can. When they look confused, just utter, “Yeah, I’m a lion with that, too.”


  1. catty1 said: I abhor business speak.
  2. meetingboy reblogged this from redcloud and added:
    A new hated catchphrase. I’ve heard this one too lately. Only 7 months ago this one didn’t even make the list of most...
  3. redcloud reblogged this from beefranck and added:
    When someone says this to you, roar at them as loud as you can. When they look confused, just utter, “Yeah, I’m a lion...
  4. rsmallbone said: Fuck, I fucking hate that kind of bullshit. Fuck. Grr. Fuck.
  5. beefranck reblogged this from groverviolet and added:
    I hear this several times a week. It is slowly chipping away at my soul.
  6. groverviolet posted this
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