Every year there’s an office Halloween party, and of course there’s inappropriate costumes. Susie from accounting always has something that elicits:

• Did you see what that slut is wearing?! from a few coworkers.
• A litany of sexual acts that they would like to perform with Susie from accounting, and of course which they are sure she is up for. From the boss and a few other neanderthals who somehow think I want to hear this.

 

So how do I get her to wear something appropriate? Even on Halloween I don’t think I should have to know what color thong she is wearing just because I work in the same office.

@GSouder over at Your Stupid Advice suggests I don’t complain, but overdo it until everyone sees how ridiculous it is. Is he right?