If my boss were a zombie, he’d be telling the other zombies to “think outside the brain” and brag that our company “has a robust plan to flawlessly execute the acquisition of brains”.

Of course these statements would be no less a lie than the things he says now.

And he’d be no more annoying and tedious than now. Perhaps even a little less annoying, since you wouldn’t have to listen, given his new one-mindedness.

And the meetings would require even less attention than they do now, since there would only be one item on the agenda, and I could just answer “brains” even if I don’t know the question.

Yes, come to think of it, I prefer a zombie boss to the one I have now. How do I make this happen?