inmi (aka @SarahInMI):

Anytime someone emails me to find out how to get a job at my company, I always want to email back: “You DON’T want to work here. Trust me.”

But I don’t.

But seriously? They really don’t want to work here.

Right, right. Because every other company is just a bunch of happy teammates who would never

• lie to get ahead
• lie to avoid blame
• waste people’s time with pointless busy work
• call you after hours with requests that can wait
• shoot down an idea because it’s not theirs
• ignore your request because they are lazy
• call meetings or conference calls with no clear agenda

Only your company is populated by lazy morons then. Is that it?