Does that Kings of Leon pigeon make housecalls? I can’t think of a more fitting way to end a meeting than shit going INTO someone’s mouth.
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Dear Account Management,
Nothing useful ever happens in the second hour of a meeting.
Sincerely, @MeetingBoy
My boss is very susceptible to food poisoning. Apparently this occurs when he stays out late drinking.
The big boss came by and said everyone could leave early and have a great weekend. At 4:45. What a guy!
Another Fake Friday* in the office. *you pretend to work by emailing people who are on vacation until the boss’s tee time.
6 conference rooms, but you hold your department pep rally and awards out in the middle of the floor. You win the Consideration Award.
It takes a big man to admit when he was wrong. Apparently big men aren’t management material around here.
Free sandwiches* in the breakroom, left over from lunch meeting. *Only some of the sandwiches contain mayonnaise!
I’m having trouble solving this mystery at work, and I don’t want to be the fall guy. Does anyone know the number for Charlie’s Angels?
