January 2011
127 posts
“Damn it! I can’t believe today got so busy I didn’t have time to...”
“Damn it! I can’t believe today got so busy I didn’t have time to...”
December 2010
200 posts
1 tag
“The boss has the whole week off. I guess there’s no pressing need for a...”
1 tag
“The boss has the whole week off. I guess there’s no pressing need for a...”
“If my boss isn’t going to bother coming in today, I don’t see why I...”
“If my boss isn’t going to bother coming in today, I don’t see why I...”
1 tag
“Times Square— a bunch of idiots convened to watch the calendar change. I...”
“I keep dumping the last sip of my water bottle underneath my coworkers chair...”
– @Miss_Cook
“I keep dumping the last sip of my water bottle underneath my coworkers chair...”
– @Miss_Cook
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“My boss has a platitude for every situation. Solution? No. But a platitude,...”
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“My boss has a platitude for every situation. Solution? No. But a platitude,...”
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“OK, done working for the year.”
– #1 on the list of Things I Wish I Said 2 Weeks Ago.
Or two months ago.
“It’s reassuring that with the skeleton crew we have trying to finish...”
“It’s reassuring that with the skeleton crew we have trying to finish...”
“The boss has been out of the office for two days, so needless to say, I’m...”
“The boss has been out of the office for two days, so needless to say, I’m...”
1 tag
“I don’t think PowerPoint is the right tool to show me two images.”
– @biblicone
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“I don’t think PowerPoint is the right tool to show me two images.”
– @biblicone
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“My boss keeps saying “I believe in transparency.” It’s his way...”
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“My boss keeps saying “I believe in transparency.” It’s his way...”
“CEO sent out an “inspirational quote” from Goethe. Appropriate I...”
“CEO sent out an “inspirational quote” from Goethe. Appropriate I...”
“My boss is still out, so let’s see who’s hiring. I’m sure...”
“My boss is still out, so let’s see who’s hiring. I’m sure...”
1 tag
“Since the recession every morning before taking my first sip of Starbucks, I...”
– @Dennill
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“Since the recession every morning before taking my first sip of Starbucks, I...”
– @Dennill
“I’m not sure what this conference call is about, but I’m pretty sure...”
“I’m not sure what this conference call is about, but I’m pretty sure...”
“It’s amazing how much you can get done when the boss isn’t in the...”
“It’s amazing how much you can get done when the boss isn’t in the...”
2 tags
“Eskimo have 40 words for snow. In our company we have one buzzword for...”
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“Eskimo have 40 words for snow. In our company we have one buzzword for...”
“My boss is off all week, so I’m taking an in-office vacation.”
“My boss is off all week, so I’m taking an in-office vacation.”
1 tag
“The office is so empty today that I don’t even have to go to the bathroom...”
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“The office is so empty today that I don’t even have to go to the bathroom...”
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“Nothing breeds busy work like ignorance.”
– @lesbeebe
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“Nothing breeds busy work like ignorance.”
– @lesbeebe
@juicymorsel: Nothing like days home with a sick kid to make you look forward to a morning status meeting.
@MeetingBoy: I'll trade your sick kid for my status meeting. I'll bet my status meeting has more whining!
@juicymorsel: Nothing like days home with a sick kid to make you look forward to a morning status meeting.
@MeetingBoy: I'll trade your sick kid for my status meeting. I'll bet my status meeting has more whining!
“I always get in before the boss and leave after him. It’s surprisingly...”
“I always get in before the boss and leave after him. It’s surprisingly...”
“Budget meeting with the hungry, hungry hippos. Somehow there’s never...”
“Budget meeting with the hungry, hungry hippos. Somehow there’s never...”
“I was reminded that Q4 is the most important quarter in company history,...”
– @DadNeedsADrink
“I was reminded that Q4 is the most important quarter in company history,...”
– @DadNeedsADrink
“Boss, please stop writing checks my ass has to cash. In case you hadn’t...”
“Boss, please stop writing checks my ass has to cash. In case you hadn’t...”
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“My boss believe that there are no bad ideas in brainstorming. Except for OTHER...”