Meeting Boy
The Neverending Conference Call

"Conference calls are the Thunderdome of boredom. Ten men enter and nine men sleep."

from @FlyoverJoel’s Neverending Conference Call




Client asked for the new campaign to be “non-threatening and crazy impactful” without any hint that he sees the contradiction.



I just wiped up a coffee spill on my desk with the company t-shirt they gave us with the new logo. No regrets.



Someday robots will take over and they’ll be stuck in 30-minute conference calls that last hours because they keep interrupting each other.



Sorry, Office Depot was out of magic wands this month, so I won’t be able to do 6 weeks of work in 2 days as you asked.



The client requested we write them a campaign for their Facebook page. Only one problem— they aren’t on Facebook.



Scheduling a half hour meeting with Mr. And Another Thing, are you? Good luck! I’ll see you in two hours.



Oh, please! Don’t tell me “my pleasure” after you had to look up 14 job numbers. There’s no pleasure in that.



Mayor orders police raid of online satirist, judge says OK. Read the full write up over at Asshole of the Day.
Am I next?

Mayor orders police raid of online satirist, judge says OK. Read the full write up over at Asshole of the Day.

Am I next?




I’d say you mismanaged this, but that would imply that you attempted to manage it at all.