Coworker is currently trying to un-resign after his new employer said he’d have to take a drug test. This should be good.
Boss described his proposal to the client as “a three-pronged strategy”, but really it’s just the same thing repeated in 3 different ways.
When someone gets “senior” added to their title, I know they got a 4% raise instead of only 2%, and that their boss doesn’t hate them.
My cousin asked if we had any internships at our company. We do, I said, but why do you want to work for free and be treated like shit?
My pal watermelonpunch had some work stories to share lately that inspired a few posts, which of course I can’t tie to her. But this is my thanks and give her Tumblr/blog a look.
Boss emailed us to say he has an “off-site meeting with a client at 2:00 and won’t be back.”
And didn’t name the client.
Snow in New York City is no big deal, so we all know you’re just using it as an excuse not to come in.
Sorry, I refuse to go to your meeting until you turn off your out-of-office message.
Yes, we get it, you had a lot of pie over the holiday. Now can we get back to the reason you called this meeting?
Cyber Monday is when office workers waste time online shopping instead of wasting time looking at animated GIFs on Tumblr.