Meeting Boy
Oh, please! Don’t tell me “my pleasure” after you had to look up 14 job numbers. There’s no pleasure in that.



Mayor orders police raid of online satirist, judge says OK. Read the full write up over at Asshole of the Day.
Am I next?

Mayor orders police raid of online satirist, judge says OK. Read the full write up over at Asshole of the Day.

Am I next?




I’d say you mismanaged this, but that would imply that you attempted to manage it at all.



The iPhone 6 came with Keynote preinstalled, just in case a meeting breaks out when I’m on the train and I need to give a presentation.



I love when I get emails from people who are on the same conference call as me. Proves no one is listening.



No, we’re not calling her while she’s out having surgery when we could just figure it out ourselves.



Enough people complained that the office Internet was too slow, so the CIO TOOK ACTION and had IT block the Speedtest site.



almostfancynancy:

mylifeinthirds:

jeraimee:

Client Comments turned into Posters

OMG that last one!! I hear that shit all the time. Not just sandwiches but all inanimate objects! Grrr.

I would be remiss if I didn’t let
meetingboy
know about this.

I think my favorite is “This dog is offbrand”




I’ve emailed you three times asking what the meeting was about since the invite had no agenda. You never replied, so I’m not coming.



"Can you join this call, but just listen and stay on mute?" It’s the BCC of conference calls!